“You don’t look at all like your profile photo,” said one flamboyant duck to the other during the awkward first moments of a meet-up arranged through the internet dating site quack.com. Duck dating has moved into the 21st century.
For the record, the duck on the left is a male Green-winged Teal (Anas carolinensis) and the one on the right a male Northern Shoveler (Anas clypeata).
I welcome other suggestions for a caption for this photo as well as general wise quacks.
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They do make a pretty pair with their similar coloring. Beautiful photo :-).
Telonious and Shane are checking out the lovely hens in the pond that morning. Shane says to Telo “Want to be my wingman?”
We do get so tangled in human contrivances don’t we…Your photo is sweet.
Thanks, Charlie.
Super shot of this pair. Your caption is fantastic ;-D
Thanks. I love it when I can manage to get two different species in a single shot and a sense that they are interacting.
The difference in size is interesting. Maybe the northern shoveler should keep looking.
I was surprised by the size difference too. Somehow I thought they were about the same size.
What a gorgeous photo, Mike. Great color and clarity. All you needed was a Widgeon or a Mallard to make a trio of handsome bachelors…
The Northern Shovelers have been hanging around the shore for over a week, but it was a surprise to see a Green-winged Teal so close in. There have been some Northern Pintails around too, but not in the same area.